Welcome to my first installment (and hopefully last) of Emily : The Insomnia files! *duhduhDUH*
(clearly if any of you got the Law and Order reference with that, I love you. Like, a lot. )
What’s a poor girl to do when it’s 3am and she still hasn’t fallen asleep? Why, go Bat Shit Crazy, of course! Time to attack this apartment with a VENGEANCE
Fun with cleaning products!! Seriously though, I’m so frustrated I could cry. Don’t let the earrings fool you – I have been IN BED since 10pm, tossing and turning. My alarm is set to “awake” me in 2 hours. So, here’s what I’m doing instead …
- Doing three loads of dishes
- putting away two loads of baby clothes
- cleaning out the refrigerator
- SCRUBBING THE TOILET (swear I’m not on drugs)
- feeling sorry for myself and my upcoming workday from hell.
Good morning! You should probably tweet me around 10am and see if I’m still alive, or slowly suffocating on my keyboard in my office. Is that even possible?
I’ll find a way ;)